Unfortunately, even with a school discount - it will cost $5000 to book Drake.  The girls don't have the money, but soon have the idea of a fundraiser.  Dustin gives the first donation - Quinn has paid him $20 to participate in her sleep deprivation experiment and wear an anti-sleep bracelet.

The girls organize - Zoey is in charge of a car wash, Nicole in charge of a pumpkin smashing booth, Dana in charge of a bully dunk tank.  Zoey and the boys also sell Drake Bell T-shirts that she designed.

The fundraiser goes well, with a lot of participation - but at the end of the day they only have a bit over $1000.  Zoey imagines the type of lame entertainment they could buy for that money (in a manner reminiscent of Addie's imagination in Unfabulous).

One of the school administrators shows up in a sports car.  He is young and wealthy and offers to pay $4000 for a car wash – because he is rich and when he went to PCA the entertainment for Spring Fling was always lame.  The girls have until 5 PM the next day to give the car a good wash.

Quinn's sleep deprivation experiment is going as planned - Dustin is sleepy, and she tests his reactions to loud noise.  His reaction to cold is also immediate when she dumps ice down his pants!

Which they do - except that Zoey unknowingly slips the transmission to neutral, and the car rolls away.   It crashes into a light pole on the driver's front side.  Frantically - Zoey calls Chase and Michael.  The options are very limited - give back the money, or use it to fix the car.  The mechanic arrives and will charge them $3500 for the job, promising to deliver it by 5.  But Zoey has already booked Drake - maybe he will accept less money.

Dustin has been awake for 62 hours straight.  Quinn asks if he is hallucinating - and he promptly sees her face distorting, her voice garbled, bubbles blowing (none of which is happening) - and then the bracelet goes off again - dealing him yet another painful shock.

The car is late - the girls are frantic - and they get Chase and Michael to delay the owner.  Chase and Michael improvise a ridiculous dance - which is just long enough for the mechanic to arrive.  Zoey hands him the money and sends him on the way – they are short $3500.

Drake's manager will not accept the $1500 and tells the stage crew to tear it all down.  Drake himself arrives to an enthusiastic hug by Nicole - and his agent tells him he won't let him perform for only $1500.  But Drake notices Zoey's T-shirt, and asks where she got it.  When Zoey explains she designed it herself, Drake realizes it is better than the design his agent's girlfriend came up with - and offers to play for the rights to the design!

It is the best spring fling ever as Drake performs for the students.  But Dustin has other plans.  He enlists the aid of a fellow student with a bolt cutter - and soon the anti-sleep bracelet is off.  It gets dropped in a coke while Quinn's voice protests, and Dustin sleeps.

Closing line: Quinn (unintelligible babbling), part of Dustin's
hallucination.


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