He looks around as he gets to the science building, and spots Zoey and Nicole.  But - he doesn't see the stairs and falls off his bike as he rolls down them.  He is OK, and he and the girls joke about it.  They are in a new dorm as well, Brenner Hall.  Dana is studying in France this year, and the girls (think they will) have the room to themselves.  Dustin shows up carrying a wardrobe box bigger than he is.  Zoey explains that Dustin is going through a macho-phase.  Chase makes a date with Zoey and Nicole to meet at Sushi Rox later.

Zoey and Nicole arrive at their new, spacious room.  Nicole loves that they can see the basketball courts - because sometimes the guys don't wear shirts.  Quinn appears on a wall mounted TV screen!  It also has a camera, so they can talk to each other all the time.  It turns out, though, that she is right next door to them!  And only Quinn can turn off the link.

Coco is still their dorm advisor - and tells them that their new roommate will be assigned later.  Nicole especially doesn't like the news, because she had a bad experience with Dana last year.  Zoey has an idea - what if they talk to the housing administration office?

Zoey and Nicole show up at the housing administration office, and the moment they see Miss Burvich, they know they are in trouble!  She is mean and sullen - and informs them that she makes all assignments and students have no input.  Zoey and Nicole try a different approach.  Noticing her collection of rare antique perfume bottles hanging on the wall, they get her to talk about them.

Back at the boys dorm room, Logan is being his usual lazy self and lets Michael and Chase do all the work hooking up the entertainment system.

Meanwhile back at the housing administration office - Miss Burvich begins to warm up to the girls after talking about the perfume bottles, and is willing to make an exception to the rules for them.  Nicole is so excited, she throws up her arms, and knocks the perfume bottle display onto the floor, where several of them shatter!  So much for picking their roommate!

Later - Dustin is playing video games in Logan, Michael, and Chase's room.  The room is full of kids listening to loud music.  Michael and Chase ask Logan to turn it down, but he refuses.

Zoey and Nicole return to their dorm room to find the lights dim, and a strange girl with white spiky hair meditating in the middle of a circle of candles.  She has several piercings.  She informs them that her name is Lola, she is their new roommate, and she is trying to talk to the dead.  She has already hung some of her strange artwork on the walls.  Lola takes out some raw eggs, breaks them into a glass, and drinks them!  The girls ask about her past, and she says she came from a school in upstate New York, but she isn't legally allowed to talk about her transfer.  She says that her former teacher "fell" down the stairs.  Zoey and Nicole are totally freaked out, and more than a little bit frightened by Lola.

Zoey, Nicole, Quinn, Chase and Michael are outdoors discussing their dorm room problems.  Quinn says that raw eggs are OK as a snack – provided they are free of salmonella.  (TRIVIA: Victoria did not actually drink raw eggs.  The egg yolks were computer generated.)  Logan played his stereo until 3AM, and Michael is really cranky from lack of sleep.  Zoey is already fed up with Lola, and is determined to tell her not to be so weird.

That night, when Zoey and Nicole return to the room, they find Lola with a tongue piercing kit, about to pierce her tongue!  Lola asks them to help - Zoey is furious and asks her to do it somewhere else, but Lola informs them it is her room, too, and she will do whatever she wants in it!  Zoey and Nicole leave.

In the boys' dorm room, Michael and Chase are trying to study state capitals, but the music is so loud they can't hear each other.  Michael tries to take the remote, but Logan gets it back and won't turn it down.

Michael and Chase leave, and set up separate tents outdoors.  But it isn't long before Michael calls Chase - there is a large bug in his tent, and he is terrified of it!  Michael hears a disturbance outside, and gets ready to hit the prowler with a large flashlight.  But - it is Zoey and Nicole, who are so startled they scream, Michael screams, then Chase comes out and screams.  (TRIVIA - during filming, Jamie was so startled that she jumped onto Alexa!)  The girls have been looking for the boys for half an hour, and since the boys have two tents – the girls ask to borrow one.  Michael gives them his - but after a few seconds, the huge bug scares the girls out.  Zoey has had enough - it's their room, too, so she begins to march back and grabs Nicole to come with her.

Lola is on the phone.  A white wig and fake body piercings are on the table.  She is talking to someone about how easy it was to fool Zoey and Nicole into believing she was a total freak.  She doesn't notice that Zoey and Nicole have been overhearing the conversation.  When she does notice, she quickly tries to stuff her long, dark hair under the white wig, but her smile betrays the truth.  She is an actress, and was trying out her craft on Zoey and Nicole - she explains that it was a golden opportunity, being in a new school where nobody knew her.  Zoey and Nicole are still a little bit angry, but a lot more relieved.

Chase and Michael have also had enough.  They come back to their room, and pretend not to be mad at Logan.  They just want to hang out – and Chase picks up the remote control and begins to crank the music even louder - and louder - and louder - until the circuit breakers in the entire dorm cut off! Michael and Chase had planned that all along, and say goodnight to each other.  Logan is mad, of course.

Lola wants to take Zoey and Nicole to breakfast the next morning.  But – Zoey sees Nicole wearing one of her tops, and the two girls start fighting over it - knocking each other to the floor!  Lola doesn't know what to do, but it was a fake-out - payback for what Lola did.  Lola is not happy about it initially, but they all go to breakfast.  Quinn joins them, and then so do Chase, Logan, and Michael - in a side-by-side group showing the whole cast.

Closing line: Logan: "You guys are the WORST" (after they have popped the circuit breaker).

ANALYSIS:

This episode had to deal with the departure of Kristin Herrera's character Dana from the show, and the arrival of Victoria Justice's character Lola.  Any cast change in a successful show is risky, and certainly takes almost a whole episode to accomplish.  Dana's departure is attributed to a foreign exchange program, leaving room for her possibly to return.

The two-way video system that Quinn installs is a loose plot thread – usually Quinn's inventions play a major part in the story line.

One major plot issue is - what would the other residents of Logan's dorm think about his loud stereo?  There would certainly be complaints – and where is the
dorm advisor to enforce restrictions on volume?

 

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